Well, as you can only imagine (and based on the title of this entry), I've got a pretty funny story to share...
Yesterday I took my mom to her Oncologist's office so that she could get a shot. For those of you that don't know, my mom has a rare form of lung cancer (non-smoker!) that has spread. She just finished what we hope will be her last round of Chemo for a LONG while. So anyhow, her and I have gotten to know the receptionist and many of the nurses at this point and while we were waiting to get called to the back, we just sat and visited with the receptionist. My mom's favorite nurse opens the door to the lobby to call back the only other couple in the room and when she sees my mom she teasingly said that she was coming for her next. Mom laughed and said "not if I run away"! Once the door closed again mom hopped up (yep, it was one of her "good" days) and she told me that she wanted to hide behind the door so that when the nurse came back, she would think that mom really did leave. Well, being so very pregnant and frankly lazy at this point, I just sat back to watch the show. Mom is standing behind the door and then she motions to me that she is going to reach around the door and grab her. I just laughed and shook my head. Not long after, the door opened and I immediately saw that it was NOT my mom's favorite nurse so I started shaking my head at mom and making "cut-it-out" motions with my hand across my throat but unfortuantly, she wasn't watching me. She reached around the door and grabbed a male doctor right in the "area". Her aim was dead on! She grabbed him good and he leaped back and saw me sitting there mortified and in an amazed voice said "what's going on here?!" Keep in mind, mom knew by this point that she had clearly grabbed the wrong person and she continued hiding behind the door. I just started stammering (I think I blacked out from embarrassment) and then mom peeks around and says "I'm so sorry! I thought you were my girlfriend!". The doctor responded "Obviously not! I'm never coming through this door again!". At this point my embarrassment had turned into all out laughter and by the time the doctor left the office, I was laughing so hard I was crying and mom was too. The receptionist who didn't have the greatest view of all the activity just looked at us and said "she didn't just grab his croch did she? Mom and I were in absolute hysterics and both of us just started nodding our heads yes. When mom finally went to the back to get her shot, EVERY nurse gathered around her chair to hear what happened. It didn't take long to have the entire staff of oncology nurses busting up (some bent over laughing) and they LOVED the fact that she grabbed their least favorite doctor's family jewels. I guess he is the only one that they can't joke with because he is always so serious and stern. THAT'LL TEACH HIM! I told mom that she probably gave the poor guy a complex and won't be able to walk through a door now without looking around it first. Or maybe he'll just wear a cup from now on...
Mom just told me that it was the most action she's had in a long time... I told her that is a helluva way to meet men!
So a couple lessons here for you all...
1) Before grabbing someones hoo-hoo, be sure that it's the right someone! (By the way, she was trying to grab her TALL nurse's leg, but instead she got a SHORT doctor...BAD COMBO!)
2) Just because you have cancer and your time is shorter than most, HAVE SOME FUN AND CAUSE SOME TROUBLE!
3) Laughing truly is the best medicine! We take that "perscription" VERY seriously in my family!
4) Use your wing man! If they are signaling to stop, it's best to listen! =)
Love you mom!